They had no local currency so decided to steal some Mars bars from the local shop.
They furtively slipped into the shop while the shopkeeper wasn't looking, nabbed the bars and slipped back out again.
"Stop! You never paid for those!" shouted the shopkeeper.
The aliens dropped the bars and beamed back up to the mothership. Their mates were furious when they discovered they hasn't brought any food back with them
"What?" they goggled, "You couldn't even take a few Mars bars from a shop without getting caught? What happened?"
"I don't know how the shopkeeper saw us," said one of the unsuccessful shoplifters. "She must have had eyes in the front of her head!"
First technician: I hear you are going to be an astronaut.
Second technician: Who told you that?
First technician: Well, I just came from the office and the boss
said you were just taking up space!
Second technician: Who told you that?
First technician: Well, I just came from the office and the boss
said you were just taking up space!
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