THE BABY DOCTOR

A young, naive bride goes to see her gynaecologist and explains she and her husband want to start a family. ‘We’ve been trying for ages but I can’t get pregnant,’ she says.
‘I’m sure we can solve the problem,’ the doctor says. ‘Just take your clothes off and get on the examining table.’
‘But doctor,’ the woman blushes, ‘I’d really rather have my husband’s baby.’


                                         SEX PHONE PROBLEMS
    ‘You know that girl who lives
next door to us?’ Adam says to
his flatmate. ‘I wish she’d get her boyfriend to move in with her.’
‘Why?’ his flatmate asks.
‘Well,’ Adam explains, ‘she’s always having phone sex with him till the early hours, with the speaker on, and it keeps me awake. At least if they live together, it’ll be over in five minutes and I’ll get some sleep.’