JOKE TRACK FOR THE WEEK

Stephen is patiently sitting in the doctor’s waiting room. All of a sudden the surgery door is flung open and a young lady runs out screaming: ‘I’m pregnant, I’m pregnant!’

Stephen is then called to the doctor’s room. ‘Wasn’t that Mary Smith from the bottom of my street?’ he asks. ‘Is she really pregnant?’

‘No,’ replies the doctor, ‘but it’s certainly cured her hiccups.’

Wednesday, 10 October 2012

My Best Friend: The Greatest The World Has Ever Known

 Poem by: Jeremiah Owojori

I have many friends
Many good friends
Many great friends
Many wonderful friends
Friends so real, so wonderful
So good to me
Friends that have
Gone out of their way
To do many great extraordinary things for me
Things that I can never repay
Even in a lifetime
Even in a million years
Friends that have shown me beyond words
What true friends really means
Redefining the true meaning of the world friendship
Letting me know
That real friends
Is like a special bond
Between two twin souls
Letting me realize suddenly
What true friendship
Is all about
That special friendship
Can be thicker than blood
Tighter than brothers
More rewarding than a lifetime investment
And more fulfilling
Than a dream come true
Friends that always let good fortune
To smile on you
Always making goodluck to shine
On your every dream move
Like a genius with the Midas touch
Friends that when not around
You miss them so much
Only consoling yourself
With sweet memories
Of the wonderful times
That you shared together
Your Heavenly sent friends
That when once around
They make every part of your life
Come alive again
Totally rejuvenating your being entirely
Lifting your spirit so high
That they can almost
Touch the sky
Great fiends
That mere thinking of them
Brings untold joy and laughter into
Every part of your soul
And unmeasured merriment
Into your heart
Wonderful friends
That are always
Extremely, extraordinary great to have around
So special to you
In more ways than one
More precious to you
Than pure gold
Means more to you
Than anything in the whole wide world
True friends
That you are destined from Heaven
To meet
Your Heavenly companion
From up above
Your eternal lost brothers
Meeting on planet Earth
Your kindred spirit
On a journey to paradise
Your soul mates
On your way to Heaven
Your lost diamond
Now found at last
Your true friend
Now here forever
Your pride, joy and glory
Your shining light
In the dark
Your lucky star
Shining amongst the galaxies
Your great friend
Wonderful friend
True friends
Very special friend
Friends that are great friends to be with
Friends that are rare to find
Friends that can never be found
Anywhere in the whole wide world
Except only in Heaven
But out of all these my glorious friends
Only one is truly one of a kind
He by far
Forever remains outstanding
'Cause his love for mankind
Can never be marched or surpassed by any
His contributions to humanity
Can never be quantified
And his benevolence to the human race
Is grossly outstanding
He majestically stands out
Like the throne of Heaven
He by far outshines everybody
In class and style
He is very special
And very important to mankind
'Cause he plays important roles
In my life
He is very vital
To every of my dream moves
Assisting in ways
I know not
He constitutes over 99.9%
Of my being
I have a soft spot for Him
'Cause right from time immemorial
I've created a special place for Him
In my hearts of hearts
From time indefinite
I've reserved a sacred place for Him
In the depth of my soul
And from the core of my being
I love him seriously
More than I love a brother
Even more than I love myself
I gave my life to him
Long time ago
And I know that even in eternity
With Him I will stay
He just has so many attributes
That makes me
To love him deeply
More and more everyday
And time and time in everyway
His popularity
Can never be marched by any
'Cause He is no march for any in this world
And even in the world to come
He is more popular
Than the pope
Even more popular than anybody
Down on Earth or
Up there in Heaven
He is even known
By a new born baby
He is a God to many
Worshiped by all
Praised by all and sundry
Sought after like gold
By those that knows His true worth
Adored and acknowledged by every great man and woman
That is indeed great
He is my Hero
My Idol
My Mentor
My Godfather
The Alpha and Omega
The Beginning and the End
The King of Kings
The Lord of Lords
He is
GOD ALMIGHTY: THE GOD OF EVERYTHING IN HEAVEN AND EARTH
... THE GREATEST THE WORLD AND HEAVEN HAS EVER KNOWN!

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