JOKE TRACK FOR THE WEEK

Stephen is patiently sitting in the doctor’s waiting room. All of a sudden the surgery door is flung open and a young lady runs out screaming: ‘I’m pregnant, I’m pregnant!’

Stephen is then called to the doctor’s room. ‘Wasn’t that Mary Smith from the bottom of my street?’ he asks. ‘Is she really pregnant?’

‘No,’ replies the doctor, ‘but it’s certainly cured her hiccups.’

Sunday, 7 October 2012

STARS TRACK


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up.

"Watson," he says, "Look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

Holmes says: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
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